There's been some confusion over rooming here at shiz the hideout,

There's been some confusion,

for you see my room-mate is....
unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe~

...

blonde.

what is this feeling,

so sudden and new,

I felt the moment

I laid eyes on you?
my pulse is rushing
my head is reeling
my face is flushing

What is this feeling?

Fervid as a flame,

does it have a name?

Yes...

Every little trait, however small,

let's just say,

I loathe it all!